It was only the other day when a bird pooed in my hair and I didn't notice until a stranger on the bus offered to pick it out with a tissue (thank you stranger) that I realised life in my twenties isn't as glamorous as I imagined it would be. To add to the chaos,... Continue Reading →
Netflix and a well deserved nap
I recently discovered that my boyfriend doesn't know the meaning of 'Netflix and Chill'. Apparently when you're a proper adult, the meaning of 'chill' goes no further than seeing how many Pringles and cookies it's acceptable to eat on a Sunday while watching endless episodes of Storage Wars - then having a well deserved nap.... Continue Reading →
The high school ‘what am I doing with my life?’ reunionÂ
Traditionally, a high school reunion is an opportunity to brag to your former nose-picking, homework-copying friends about how much of a successful adult you've become. "Well, as company director it's a tough life eating caviar on board my private helicopter" "Obviously, all my children learned to speak Chinese before the age of five, can... Continue Reading →
Barca-loner
As any self-indulgent, 'soul searching' blog will tell you, a getaway break is always more liberating when you have to travel there on your own. As someone who has always valued friendships with people who live in sunnier climates, I recently made the sensible decision to book a last minute flight to Barcelona to visit... Continue Reading →
All my friends are buying houses, I can’t even commit to a Netflix series
Have you ever woken up from a three hour nap (with your cat) checked your social media feeds and everyone you went to school with has announced their engagement, grown a baby or moved into a two bed semi? How long was I asleep for? Why didn’t I get the memo? The only semi I... Continue Reading →
