You know you’re an adult in 2026 when it’s been the longest January ever, it’s still winter and The Traitors season 4 is over. Me: I will not let murder, betrayal and lies dictate my life Also me: *buys The Traitors board game* That’s right, you know you’re truly an adult in 2026 when you… Continue reading 100% a Traitor
Tag: Parents
Flying the nest
The other day my mum looked at me with tears in her eyes and said "you've finally flown the nest". I didn't want to break the bad news to her and Dad that I hadn't actually moved out. In fact, I was busy sitting on their sofa, watching their TV and eating my way through… Continue reading Flying the nest
Netflix and a well deserved nap
I recently discovered that my boyfriend doesn't know the meaning of 'Netflix and Chill'. Apparently when you're a proper adult, the meaning of 'chill' goes no further than seeing how many Pringles and cookies it's acceptable to eat on a Sunday while watching endless episodes of Storage Wars - then having a well deserved nap.… Continue reading Netflix and a well deserved nap
The Life Crisis 